Guns, Getaways and Taylor Swift -- This Week in Partying
Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn.
The life of a lawmaker is TOUGH. Take it from Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., who recently lamented the "soul-crushing" fundraising every congressmember has to do to survive! Murphy spoke of the dreaded call time, where he sat in a room for four to five hours a day dialing up constituents and begging for money. But Chris, what about the parties!? Tell me you haven't had fun at the 20+ fundraisers over the past couple years -- remember MURPHYPALOOZA back in 2010? Of course you don't, because that party was awesome! So lighten up, and party on -- all your friends are doing it!
We've got a full slate of parties this week, as politicians continue that wonderful tradition of fundraising. Check out the highlights below:
Gun Raffles -- A Good Idea to Some People
Maryland Delegate Don Dwyer, R-Anne Arundel County, has had some bad ideas in the past, but PT thinks he's on to something here with Saturday's Gun Rights and Liberty BBQ and Gun Raffle. While you're off celebrating liberty, you can enter in the raffle to win either an AR-15 or an AK-47! The best part: tickets only cost $5! And you can buy up to 10 of them! I like those odds, partiers. And don't worry -- PT checked this out before and it's all legal. The festivities take place tomorrow at Kurtz Beach in Pasadena, Md., but the guns won't be handed out until July 6. Just one problem with that: Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley 's gun control bill outlawing certain high-powered rifles, including AR-15s and AK-47s, is scheduled to be signed on May 16. Hmm, looks like Dwyer's gonna need a really good idea to get around this one.
Guess Who's Fundraising at a Taylor Swift Concert?
People one would expect to see at the upcoming Taylor Swift concert: a billion teenage girls, many of Swift's ex-boyfriends who are inevitably trying to win her back, depressed dads of tweens not old enough to go alone -- and wait, who's that? It's Rep. Brett Guthrie, R-Ky. of course! The Bluegrass State lawmaker will be inviting PACs to attend the show at D.C.'s Verizon Center for the low, low price of $1,000. Guthrie doesn't care if it doesn't look manly -- he's fearless.
Hello Again, Cory Booker
Newark Mayor Cory Booker seems to be a well-liked guy -- he saves people from burning buildings, shovels others' driveways, and rescues their dogs. So it's no surprise that some old Yale Law School pals will be hosting a reception and dinner for Booker on Monday night. The fete will take place at the NYC home of (surprise) lawyer Jacob Buchdahl, costing guests either $5,200 or $2,600 depending on how good of a friend you want to be to Booker. You might want to consider the higher price point -- it might be you he rescues next!
Lamar Alexander's Second and Third Winds
Sen. Lamar Alexander, R-Tenn., has been fundraising up a storm recently, and the funder forecast predicts his torrential downpour of parties continuing to rain down through next week. Extended metaphors aside, Alexander starts his week on Tuesday with a double-header: first he'll grab lunch at Charlie Palmer's, then five hours later he'll rush to the Monocle for a dinner hosted by Honeywell's PAC, among others. Both events have tabs of up to $2,500/PAC and $1,000/person. But he's not done yet -- on Thursday he'll go back to Charlie Palmer's for another lunch, again costing $2,500/PAC and $1,000/person. Alexander is pushing the party meter through the roof, but he's gotta mix it up -- though PT admits it's hard to follow up a gun raffle and Taylor Swift concert...
Heller Is Still Looking Back on 2012
While most politicians are fundraising for future campaigns -- some as far off as 2016 -- at least one senator is looking back on 2012, and not in a good way. Dean Heller, R-Nev., still has some debt leftover from his hard-fought campaign -- "some" meaning over $575,000. So it's a smart move on his part to host a debt retirement luncheon on Thursday at Capitol Hill spot Bistro Bis. To grab a shovel and dig Heller out of this hole, guests can contribute up to $2,500/PAC or $1,000/person.
Summer weather finally looks like it's here to stay, so lawmakers are pouncing on the opportunity to rake in some cash next weekend. Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala., is rolling his supporters away to Virginia for a Weekend at the Tides Inn. Situated on the Chesapeake Bay, the Tides Inn can provide guests with golf, spa treatments, boating and more. But guests will have to pony up at least $5,000 to go on this vacation.
Next up is Sen. Bob Casey, D-Pa., who is hosting a Phillies Keystone Weekend for his supporters. The highlight of the weekend will be Casey's hometown Phillies taking on the Cincinnati Reds on Saturday afternoon, but other events could be on the itinerary as no schedule was released. No price points were released either, so if you've got the info send it along this-a-way.
Finally, Rep. GK Butterfield, D-N.C., will trounce these other two by whisking his guests off to tour the island of Bermuda. The trip costs guests a mere $2,500 -- half of what you'd pay to accompany Sen. Shelby to Virginia! Talk about a good deal, Partiers.
Unlike the Washington party circuit, some things must come to an end. After many months of writing up Party Time posts, my time has run its course in this space. But fear not! I have a suspicion that the next Party Animal here will bring to this blog a great sense of humor, politics -- and, most importantly, snark. Until next time, Partiers!